{"id":10,"date":"2010-08-10T17:48:12","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T17:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/?p=10"},"modified":"2011-08-28T22:03:45","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T22:03:45","slug":"bockhampton-home-invasion-neighbours-unite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/bockhampton-home-invasion-neighbours-unite\/","title":{"rendered":"Bockhampton Home Invasion &#8211; Neighbours Unite"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The local population of Bockhampton, <strong>up in arms<\/strong>with the unruly behaviour of their local Diptera spitting on property and attacking inhabitants, have taken a stand.\u00a0 Deciding that ASBO\u2019s were not effective they have equipped themselves with the latest hightec \u201cdunk\u201d gadget to assist with their annual crusade and have introduced the \u201cYellow Bottle Nose-diver\u201d to the area!!!The Bockhampton Fly, like many Bockhampton residents, does enjoy an occasional tipple and can be completely seduced by their own brand of Rioja with hints of dung and refuse.\u00a0\u00a0 This tantalising liquid is incorporated into the yellow plastic plunge pool and the nasty niff attracts the inquisitive bugs to enquire further.\u00a0 With taste receptors located on its feet they can tell if something is good to eat as soon as it lands upon its chosen banquet \u2013 but unfortunately will take its last breath as it becomes intoxicated by the pongy stench of packet number 1 (4 outstanding).\u00a0 Unlike certain human counterparts (no names mentioned) who just clumsily stumble up gardens following long drunken afternoons, and simply collapse in bed, falling deeply into the land of nod with breaths of \u201cgrunting snores\u201d\u2026\u2026What\u2019s next for these nasty regurgitators and will the campaign work?\u00a0\u00a0 You\u2019ll have to wait for the completion of the 2010 fly census \u2013 full details appearing later this year on the Bockhampton Info Website.<\/p>\n<p>[<strong>Submitted by Sami<\/strong>]<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The local population of Bockhampton, up in armswith the unruly behaviour of their local Diptera spitting on property and attacking inhabitants, have taken a stand.\u00a0 Deciding that ASBO\u2019s were not effective they have equipped themselves with the latest hightec \u201cdunk\u201d gadget to assist with their annual crusade and have introduced the \u201cYellow Bottle Nose-diver\u201d to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1001002,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-animal","7":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2mMMH-a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1001002"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24,"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/24"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bockhampton.info\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}